tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7503737103502630690.post7115156869734322172..comments2024-03-16T05:17:47.608-04:00Comments on These Things Happen...: A Maine PuzzlerSponge-headed ScienceManhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12914014641719908195noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7503737103502630690.post-73675021233943610452010-11-04T19:02:12.286-04:002010-11-04T19:02:12.286-04:00Unkindly... Sounds like one more excuse to say so...Unkindly... Sounds like one more excuse to say something nasty about people not like him. I used to like him. He really has become a nasty bit of work.Assistant Village Idiothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01978011985085795099noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7503737103502630690.post-73766027906830559622010-11-04T06:22:11.302-04:002010-11-04T06:22:11.302-04:00Garrison Keillor once commented he had just return...Garrison Keillor once commented he had just returned from touring the South with his Prairie Home Companion. In uncharacteristic mood I recall he unkindly mentioned "Darwin's waiting line." He then put forth his theory was that frozen lakes in the North eliminate the stupid and the careless, but they don't have such lakes in the South. He said at Lake Wobegon the same fellow every fall would always be the first one to drive a pick-up across the lake to test the ice thickness. Since this guy had fallen through the ice at age 12, everyone agreed he should be the tester, because the likelihood of falling through ice in a truck twice in your life was very, very small.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02550433748648747682noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7503737103502630690.post-61292493711156116782010-11-03T19:30:11.614-04:002010-11-03T19:30:11.614-04:00The guesses were pretty close. Here’s what the po...The guesses were pretty close. Here’s what the police report concluded: the deceased had gotten a farm truck stuck in the field with a dead battery. He went and got a second truck to jump start the first and pulled them nose-to-nose. He was standing between the trucks when jumped started the first truck which unfortunately was in gear and lurched forward pinning him. So the investigators recorded that he was the operator of two vehicles and a pedestrian when the accident occurred.<br /><br />The police map had another black pin on it, this time in the middle of a lake. “Drowning?” I said with utmost confidence. “Nope,” the officer replied. Turns out it was winter and these fellas were snowmobiling across the frozen lake in the dead of night. The first snowmobile stalled and the second ran over the first decapitating the driver. Grim stuff happens in small towns.Sponge-headed ScienceManhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12914014641719908195noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7503737103502630690.post-26209431009187579022010-11-03T05:30:14.099-04:002010-11-03T05:30:14.099-04:00One vehicle was stuck, and he was attempting alone...One vehicle was stuck, and he was attempting alone to get it unstuck with another (4WD truck?), when, adjusting the towing chains, the idling vehicle brakes failed and it squished him between the two.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02550433748648747682noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7503737103502630690.post-59202699393381304052010-10-31T21:30:59.471-04:002010-10-31T21:30:59.471-04:00Or is a horse considered a vehicle? I'm going...Or is a horse considered a vehicle? I'm going with tractor involvement as well as an alcohol factor in this one.Erinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12803753870981743904noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7503737103502630690.post-88674024502742764312010-10-30T22:10:51.561-04:002010-10-30T22:10:51.561-04:00Or maybe, someone trying to pull out a boulder and...Or maybe, someone trying to pull out a boulder and linking the tractor and pickup together and trying to get both going at the same time. Or just one vehicle pulling another out, and he did something clumsy/stupid.Assistant Village Idiothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01978011985085795099noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7503737103502630690.post-17456465170586439022010-10-30T05:18:07.896-04:002010-10-30T05:18:07.896-04:00For openers, he must have been doing something stu...For openers, he must have been doing something stupid. As a tangent, I suspect beer was involved.<br /><br />"Vehicles," so not necessarily cars. "Pedestrian at the time," so he was moving from one to the other, likely while they were in motion. One vehicle pushing or pulling another to jump-start it, perhaps. Or perhaps the second vehicle jump-starts accidentally and he jumps out to try and catch it/stop it.Assistant Village Idiothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01978011985085795099noreply@blogger.com