Saturday, November 10, 2012

Dateline Washington DC, March 2030

Dateline Washington DC, March 15, 2030.  President Justin Bieber proclaimed today national Lookin’ Good Day in a ribbon-cutting ceremony in front of the brand new marble monument built next to the Jefferson Memorial. National Park Service Director Dakota Fanning and Vice President Selena Gomez both delivered teary-eyed messages expressing their gratitude for the corporate taxes that were raised to help pay for the towering monument. Secretary of State Miley Cyrus and Department of Justice head Lil Twist were originally scheduled to speak at the opening event as well, but were called upon instead to represent President Bieber at an important red carpet event at the western Capitol in Hollywood.


Assistant Village Idiot said...

I'm worried you are suicidal

Sponge-headed ScienceMan said...

What, I can't even spell suicidal!