World-Class Crabby

Sure, anyone can have a crabby attitude once in a while, but try sustaining that posture day in-day out. Really tough to do. My wife, kids and friends think I'm just naturally crabby, but the little secret to my repeat victories at the Tour de Crabby?  Hey, pills man, what else. Got to take those crabby pills if you want to be a World-Class Crab. It's not cheating - I'm just enhancing my natural traits.