Guilty as Charged

Leave it to your spouse to put you in your right place. I came home this evening driving back from a business meeting several hours distance and the first thing I said to my wife as I entered our home: "Do you realize how many nutty drivers there are out on the roads??" (pointing dramatically in the direction of our street with a frustrated look on my face) My dear wife replied, "Well, I know there's one less now that you're home."