Thursday, July 5, 2012

Does Yogurt Have Subatomic Particles?

Alright, so we discovered the Higgs boson subatomic particle.  Good job guys.  But when are scientist going to put their full attention to practical container problems here on Earth - like why can't we get that last bit of product out of the mayonnaise/peanut butter/yogurt/etc. jar?  Think of the cumulative food waste!  I would calculate the global raw tonnage myself, but as AVI knows, I'm not great at math. Someone needs to put their undivided attention to this problem. It's gone on way too long.

4 comments:

james said...

Wastage: Mayonnaise because it went and spoiled on us, peanut butter because they shape the jars weirdly with corrugations inside, yogurt because it is awful stuff to begin with--but for chocolate sauce we go for the rubber spatula.

Sponge-headed ScienceMan said...

Ahhh, the old rubber spatula trick!

Assistant Village Idiot said...

My wife likes to get each last $.004 of material out of the jar. Please don't encourage her.

Erin said...

Pampered Chef has an app...err, I mean spatula for that.